“Unfortunately, she was never socialized properly.”
“She’s aggressive toward men wearing hats, men with beards, tall men, big men, men with deep voices, men.”
“She’s nervous, but can you blame her really?”
“She’s still traumatized by being forced to go outside.”
“Give her a cookie and she’ll be your friend for life.”
“She likes trash?”
“Friendly to dogs, yes.”
“Touch her belly and prepare to die.”
“She is not a good boy.”