Ever since she was in the movie Girls Trip, Tiffany Haddish has been friends with her costar Jada Pinkett Smith and her husband, birthday bungee jumper Will Smith. She has not, however, ever been married to either of them, despite what the internet may think.

In the most recent WIRED Autocomplete Interview, one of the questions posed was whether or not Haddish was married to the patriarch of the Smith family. "Nope, I wish," she replied. "I wish I was married to Will and Jada. I wish Will and Jada would adopt me." There you have it: A great mystery has been solved. (Haddish also revealed that she did not ever date Hollywood multi-hyphenate Tyler Perry.)

What else? Well, there's a lot, actually. Check out the the Autocomplete Interview above to find out more great cocktail conversation about Haddish and her Night School costar Kevin Hart, including how it was that he got his own rosey Snapchat filter.