In a press release, Baker wrote, “The Audi RS6 Avant is one of the fastest estate cars on the market doing 0 to 60 in 3.9 seconds, and it has a roaring exhaust to excite any petrol head. The car boasts a 17 reg and low mileage, so it begs the questions why is the Prince selling so soon? Maybe he’s on the market for a bigger family car … “

OK, Erin, we catch your not-so-subtle drift. But here’s the thing: Meghan and Harry are literal royalty—would it really be so outlandish for them to have multiple cars? Plus, the Sussexes don’t really strike us as the minivan type …

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As for why, then, Harry is selling the car, we’re fresh out of answers. Maybe he just doesn’t like it? Maybe a Bentley is more his speed (pun intended)? We really don’t know, but family planning seems like a lofty conclusion to jump to.